Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Azhad's Logic.

Salam and hi everyone, meet my 10 year old brother Azhad.


personally i think he's actually a 47 year old man trapped in a little boy's body. The way his brain functions is just so weird it drives me crazy. So I'd like to share some of his wise words and thoughts ;

azhad  : pa adik nak  pocket bike.
papa    : sabar la, tengah kumpul duit ni.
azhad  : lamanya kumpul duit... pa nak tanya sikit boleh, kereta Naza tu berapa ringgit?
papa    : RM 100,000.
azhad  : habistu kenapa kereta tu boleh dapat cepat sangat?

alya     : 100 kg kapas dengan 100 kg durian mana lagi berat?
azhad  : mestilah durian.
alya     : kenapa pulak dua dua kan 100 kg?
azhad  : eh kakya, durian mestila lagi berat -.-
alya     : tapi dua dua 100 kg..
azhad  : bak sini durian dengan kapas biar adik timbang sendiri.

azhad  : adik nak kerja yang boleh pakai neon jacket dengan pegang senapang. adik nak jadi security   guard.

azhad  : kan best kalau jadi kereta, kita boleh pergi mana mana kita nak..

alyssa  : is it just me or does almost every country ada tempat nama victoria?
azhad  : tula kan, victoria, victoria harbor, victoria secret, banyaklah.

azhad  : ma nak mainan.
mama  : sekarang mama takda duit la adik.
azhad  : tipu kan haritu adik nampak baki account mama ada beribu ribu.

azhad  : kenapa la orang yang buat dominos chicken wing ni tak buangkan terus tulang kan senang nak makan...

adibah : adik tengok tu *points at a giant container filled with carlsberg*
azhad  : mana? *looks and automatically covers his eyes with his palms* janganla nanti adik masuk neraka. (extremist sungguh)

azhad  : kakya dah tak ada, ali dah tak ada, abang ammar dah tak ada, nanti kaksa dengan kak dibah pun takda jugak. tinggal adik
             dengan bibik je jom kita tengok siapa last man standing..

papa    : adik takda homework ke?
adik     : jap..
papa    : (stern voice) buat sekarang
adik     : jap adik tengah fikir ada homework ke tak, bukannya tangguh.


The thing about Azhad is that he never wants to be wrong, he's very straightforward, he is sometimes creepy and he thinks about complicated things sometimes- which makes him special.

BUT, he never stops talking the only way to make him stop is to make him cry which will make him tired thus making him sleepy and eventually he will sleep. If you can handle 5 hours with this kid you're a champion you da man, you da bomb.

Goodnight folks xx

12 comments:

  1. azhad's so cute, i swear

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  2. hahaha can't he be any cuter than this?

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    1. any cuter than this would no longer be cuteness it would turn to annoyance

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  3. Haritu solat sebelah dia kat KLIA. Comel pun ada tengok gaya dia solat. Terer la jugak.

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    1. la hang ka kat klia haritu hha azhad cakap ada kawan kak dibah tegur rambut dia lebat lebat lol

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    2. Rambut lebat lebat ye. Haha budak ni memang power la.

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  4. He's cute.My 6 years old nephew also.I gave him chocolates and he say "Chocolate tak berkhasiat okay" then I gave him Milo and he drank it.I said "Milo pun chocolate." he replied "Nope,Milo berkhasiat"

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  5. Gambar tu u guna effect apa ek? Edit guna software apa? Lawa.

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  6. yang last tu serius lawak.. haha.. hebat pemikiran azhad ni

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